Tell your dog, "Woof Woof Woof, Bark, Bark, Yip, Woof, Woof, Bark." Ha! Fool! Do you realize what you have done? With those simple sounds, you have relinquished your control—your loyal dog no longer heeds your commands but MINE. The age of the DOG has begun, and soon, humanity will crumble. And you are to blame.