Welcome to The Closet, where our brilliant customers’ wildest ideas come to life. These shirts were born from prompts so unholy, so absurd that our designers had no choice but to immortalize them in NST history.
10 Raccoons, 10 Braunschweigers
10 raccoons in a garden eating Braunschweiger
Thirsty For GW
Brother in Law's Christmas gift. Loves thirst traps of founding fathers.
Axolotl W/ Crocks
Rainbow with axolotl wearing crocs on each side. “Dubstep” under the rainbow
Berry hippo with the times
Blueberries and Hippos. Maybe something like "berry hippo with the times"
Biochem Black Belt Dogs
loves biochem, nerd, black belt jiujitsu, dogs yogi(pom ski) chico(yellow)
Birds Can Swear Now
For my dad who is obsessed with videos of cussing birds and the apparently kid meme
Cat Link
My brother likes chicken nuggets, league of legends or Zelda, & our ginger cat June.
Charlie and the Phishes
Loves the band Phish, plants, donuts, weed, and her beagle named Charlie.
Christmas Ice Fishing with Bigfoot
Bigfoot ice fishin with a white bearded man and behind them is a christmas tree.
Cillian Murphy's existential dread
Dead eyed Cillian Murphy surrounded in chaos and existential dread
Crab Falling Down
Crab falling down the stairs with his glasses
Drunk Dogs in a Hammock
Dave Matthews Band, Black Labs, chocolate Labs, Savannah GA, party drunk, hammocks, travel
Enrichment Time
I’m having enrichment time in my enclosure
Felinefeld
His two favorite things are cats and the show Seinfeld! I need this mashup thanks!
Frog and Toad at Grandma's Coastal Cottage
Frog and toad in grandma's coastal cottage reading Goodnight Moon book
Gaming Turtle
Video Game programmer, turtles, noise canceling headphones
Goth Breaking Bad
Loves Bjork, emo girls, and cats. Also breaking bad. Like a lot
Grateful Gidget
"Grateful Gidget" in Grateful Dead font with dog (inphotos) as the Dancing Bears
Heavily Branded Paramedic Theme
Paramedic Cherry Dr. Pepper Star Wars Dinosaurs Guns
Hiking Math Book
For a guy who likes math, hiking, nature, and books
Hot Girls Do It Better
pink "hot girls do it better" 2000s barbie movies vibes
Interspecies Family
A Raccoon and Frog getting married with a baby unicorn as there kid
It's Just Allergies
For my boyfriend who loves Star Wars and blames everything on his allergies
Jacked Wizards
2 Jacked, old Wizards with pointy hats making potions in a cauldron.
Jesus Huggin a Goat
For my best friend, who loves Jesus and cute goats more than anything else in this world
JESUS ON A T-REX
I love Jesus & iced lattes. My favorite movies are Jurassic Park & Twister (1996)
Justin Bieber Eating Corndog
Justin Bieber loves eating corndogs in cat shirts.
Lazy Eye, June 2021
Ena. June 2021. BUT emphasize lazy eye! Lol thx!
Library Ambulance
An ambulance where the inside is a library.
Love Acually...
2 little elephants & an adult elephant. And the words "Love actually is all around."
Luffy's Camping Trip
Luffy (one piece character) with a cop hat on in the forest with a campfire.
Man's Best Friend Becomes Man
This is for my dad. He’s a guitar teacher. Loves nature, good beer and our springer Pippi
Mario Miller In Lego Form
nick miller from new girl, legos, mario
Monster Mash Milk Problem
The song Monster Mash Spilling milk Puppies Vintage look.
Mycologist Dogs
Dogs-use photo as reference, Cooper and Banjo identifying tree and mushroom species.
"Now Watch This Drive"
Ozzy Osbourne in leopard print, swinging a golf club, saying “Now watch this drive”
Oì, Definitely A Drug
To my guy friend: loves raccoons, studies pharmacology, is a petty diva, french
Opossum Trauma Dump
An opossum shredding on a guitar "I love trauma dumping on my co-workers!"
Other Bois
Draw us as the poster from the movie"The Other guys" but with my dog & husband
Cartoon Seals
Cartoon version of this photo but with him as a walrus and her as a seal.
Pickle Wayne
Lil Wayne as a pickele
Poor Task Management
I have a thing for fish, they usually become priority over my other tasks.
Princess Pedro
Pedro Pascal as Princess Peach giving out encouragements.
Rollercoaster Jesus
BF Who calls himself rollercoaster Jesus & randy Savage riding front row of a coaster
Seinfeld as The Simpsons
All 4 Seinfeld characters skating in the style of the Simpsons
For my hot, tall boyfriend who loves sloths, playing golf, guns, nicotine and purple : )
South Park Kanye and Drake
Kanye and Drake as South Park characters wearing Green Bay Packer's Jerseys!
Speaking Flawlessly
Arrested development, sharks, don’t hug me I’m scared, speech therapy
Star Wars Eel
Star Wars eel smoking a big ol' space joint
The Closet is still growing with past designs, but from like 1995 or something, I don't know, this is a stupid joke, please be patient with us as we sort through older shirts.
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